Good news! A spot just opened up in my head shrinking class!

Now, I know what you're thinking, so let me put to rest any fears or concerns you may have now.  The seat is in the middle of the room so you don't have to worry about that awkward "new kid" feeling when you first show up but also kind of close to the door so you won't be too far from the bathroom should you need to use it. 

The ancient art of shrinking heads is also a fantastic way to meet new people and I like to think of it as kind of a lost art.  I mean just imagine the surprised look on grandma's face when she opens her present from you this Christmas and discovers her very own shrunken head, perfectly preserved on a lovely silver string through the ears with pearls where the eyes once were.  Her shrieking will only mean one thing.  How much she loves it! 

Everyone getting the boss something but it seems to be the same old gifts?  Why not stand out for that promotion you've been wanting?  Shrunken heads make a statement in a way no other gifts do.

In my class you will not only learn the process of shrinking a head but also jazzing them up a bit.  Gone are the days of dark leathery skin and stringy lifeless hair.  I will show you step by step how to improve your head to make it look cleaner and brighter while adding some shine to the hair.  Just because they're dead doesn't mean they have to be lame. 

All of our heads are generously donated from the local "Body for Science" department at the University and we give them a much needed thanks.  Believe me, my job was so much harder before getting them on board.  People can be so touchy. 

So if you're ready to have something really interesting to talk about at parties, give me a call. 

Because anyone can give a diaper cake at that baby shower, but only you can give a tiny baby head and that my friend, they will never forget.