caterpillers are for the trees. not faces.

Do you have an eleven year old daughter?

Would you like to torture her?

Simply gather these materials.

Don't worry, no amount of icing will actually numb what is coming.

Pull one hair at a time.

Apply more ice.

One more hair.

More ice.

You might need ear plugs for the screeching. Depending on your pain tolerance.

Repeat the process for a small eternity.

Try for the hundredth time to explain why it is that, yes, girls have to do way more work to look good.

Give reassuring hugs as you explain that this will continue for the next. . .6 or 7 decades.

I have yet to see hubby torture our boys in any manner such as this.

Just call me Jack Bauer.