How to neutralize a zombie in three easy steps:

I came home from work the other day to find three zombie's in my living room. Two of them looked a lot like my two boys and the third looked vaguely like the boy next door. I could see all of their insides which looked a lot like marker but was clearly their organs in great detail.
They were wielding swords and sticks but I was thinking quickly on my feet and avoided an attack from all sides. You too can avoid zombie attacks should you come into contact with one. Or as in my case three.

Step One:
Try to ignore the grotesque nature of said zombie's and attempt to hug one of them. This sends them screeching away in great horror and results in you gaining the upper hand using the element of surprise.

Step Two:
Distract them by offering a treat, for example cookies or ice cream.

Step Three:
When their mouths are full, quickly retrieve their weapons and hug them from behind. This renders them useless and they are unable to escape.

Some zombie's may actually look cute in the face but do not let that fool you. The three I came into contact with seemed adorable and were later able to take me down using mind control techniques and by calling me mommy. Stick to the above mentioned three step rule and you should be fine. And under no circumstances let them bat their eyes at you or you will be taken out of commission and forced to do their bidding.